This Valentine’s Day, The Dudes takes its customary sardonic outlook to new heights (or lows) with the Divorce Pack. Whether it’s something you’re buying yourself, for a Dude you know or perhaps a parting gift from a jilted (but clearly tasteful) lover, The Divorce Pack is designed to help loveless Dudes everywhere enjoy the high life once more this Valentine’s Day.
Packed with some of our favourite items like our infamous Survival Friend Hipflask, Stay Green Tray, High 5 Dudes Papers and a mystery t-shirt, you’ll be equipped to hit the streets in style.
What’s more, you’ll be able to adorn your love den with the Hairy Balls print, a true statement of style and taste.
Last but not least, in the unlikely event that your new threads don’t result in a romantic rendezvous, we’re also including a sachet of instant ramen and a tub of Vaseline, a truly satisfying combo to round off a night alone.
"Divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it's true because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. That would be sad. If two people were married and ... they just had a great thing and then they got divorced, that would be really sad. But that has happened zero times." Louis CK